Men - Are They Aliens?
I hate it when I can not depend on the people closest to me to come through for me. As some of you know that read my blog J and I have a pretty good thing going on. BUT… he is still a man and there are such huge differences between men and women that these very differences are bound to work their way into even our relationship. In my opinion… men are brain damaged and there is not a damn thing we can do about it. Over time we learn how to redirect some of their thought processes to other parts of there brain therein “training†them. However, as you girls know, they are just fundaâ€mentally†aliens.
Did I mention they are also psychic? As I am writing this and generally every time I am writing or thinking intensely about him he calls… Jesus Christ! My phone is ringing and it is him – I swear to god! See! I am upgrading men to psychic aliens.
“What are ya doing?†he said in a very curious tone. Somehow he knows I am talking about him! Oh well.
What’s the big attraction to these aliens? Well we all know the answer to that. Their wallets and what ever else in their pants we find interesting and/or exciting. Yeah I know, there is much more to a relationship than that! If J and I never did anything but touch each other life would be perfect. I can picture it in my head so clearly. Candle’s, rose petal’s, bubble bath’s, massage’s, romantic dinner’s, jewelry. But who thinks of these things most of the time? How many of you have had to plant one or more of these ideas in your man’s head? Whether it was via an advertisement you left lying around, a vague comment added in the middle of a sentence for subliminal affect, having a friend mention something to him when it is getting close to a special occasion…
You get the picture. We do it – but every once in awhile these mysterious aliens take us off guard and actually surprise us with an idea that was all their own.
Actually J is really good about the romantic stuff. Loves candle’s, offers massage’s, poetry etc. He is also a great communicator when he wants to be. This is key. Our relationship rule is to always spill your guts. Keep the other person informed. Throughout our relationship his communication skills have been sporadic. Not coming home for dinner the other night and calling me at midnight to see if it is still ok to come home is one example. This is inconsiderate and just WRONG! This is not what has me ranting about him and men in general though. It gets worse!
So here is what happened…
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